Thought of the day

Why is it that when I go to the grocery store and put, say 50 items in my basket, I have to wait in line to  pay? Meanwhile, people who buy one to eight items get the express service? Where I come from, the person spending the most money gets the best service.  And if you happen to get in the wrong lane, woe betide you. Whaddya mean, you’re buying all this stuff. You can’t good service here.