A little tonic with your Listorine? Lime? Lemon? Ice.

Why, oh why, do we have to have child proof everything?

What’s with mouthwash these days, that it is so deadly they have to make it impossible for law-abiding people with halitosis to actually open the bottle? Okay, I know it has alcohol in it, but have there been so many wild, Listorene drinking parties that the rest of the world has to grapple with these ludicrous bottles?