Park your butt
What’s with this latest rage at shopping malls? They’re giving priority parking to (a) pregnant women and (b) people who buy hybrid cars.
What nonsense. When was it up to a grocery store to tell us how to live our lives? Here’s speciality parking for you. I’d like a special parking spot for a grumpy old lady who just wants to go buy a buggy full of groceries without moralizing on my lifestyle from a bunch of signs in the parking lot.