Take a sad song – and make it better. Please

His name may be Young, but you couldn’t help wondering why we couldn’t find anyone younger than Neil Young to sing at the closing Olympic ceremonies? For crying out loud, he was out of key most of the time.

Now I know how that rumour got started about Gordon Lightfoot being dead. By bet is that Neil Young put out the rumour when he heard Vanoc was going to tap Lightfoot for the closing ceremonies – and he wanted the gig.

Where was Timmins native Shania Twain? Nelly Furtado? Someone. Anyone.

Well, at least they managed to put the flame out.

And William Shatner? Oh, give me a break.